Fast Forward Tech Support

With some free time between raiding, Fast Forward are looking to strengthen their guild bank. In return, we'd like to offer you PC and Laptop Tech Support like no other! Below is just 1 example of our excellent service we are currently offering!


Does your laptop overheat a lot? Do you want a 100% garanteed cooling solution that wont cost you a penny? Well we have that solution for you!


Simply take your overheating laptop and place it in the freezer! Garanteed to work, as proven by one of our experts!


See! Just make sure you turn it upside down and in just 5 minutes...


Your laptop is as good as new!


This also works with Desktop PC components!

Try our services now and you will not be disappointed! If you are, 100% refund garanteed! Spend over 1000g and we'll offer you our expert Desktop PC Wiring Management absolutely free!



Fast Forward Tech Support! Check us not and you will not be disappointed! (As if you needed any more proof that French people are idiots)

lol

rofl what the fuck tuckah you fucking retard

Make Tuckah the head on our tech support department!

Haha

Hahahaha I'm just laughing so much now. Brilliant post, but seriously you shouldn't mess things up inside your laptop by using a vacuum cleaner at max output otherwise shit will get sucked in. Almost had this experience once, thank god I'm only half french...

French people are thick.

Tuckah wrote:you shouldn't mess things up inside your laptop by using a vacuum cleaner at max output otherwise shit will get sucked in

You're a fucking genius.

haha This is instant classic. Well done mike.

-vr-
Jason

The reason for frenchie's success is that they all follow and worship frankenstein's Encyclopedia of Modern Technical Support.

Can anyone tell if that cat inside the pc is french btw?